Me: If you’re not good Santa won’t bring you any presents..
Eva: If Santa doesn’t bring me presents, I’ll throw him in the river.
Eva: Tom wasn’t at Montessori today.
Me: Why not?
Eva: Because he ate sludge. (The name of the child who ate sludge has been changed).
Dylan: I want my dinner in the mornings.
Dylan: My icecream is too cold. Can you warm it up in the microwave please?
Eva: People left planet erff in rockets because they were scared of the dinosaurs.
Eva: ‘Morning Mummy! Did santa come?’ (on Boxing day/St. Stephens day).
Me: Can you please stop fighting? (tenth request).
Dylan: But Mummy, we like fighting. Don’t we Eva?
Eva: We get grumpy if we don’t eat fish fingers.
Dylan: I don’t like you mummy, but that’s OK.. because Eva likes you.
My kids actually said this stuff! They’re four-year-old boy and girl twins and say lots of hilarious and some …weird things. I’m keeping a record now as I never remember. Have your kids said anything funny, strangely insightful or left you lost for words recently??
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